Selection of Funny Car Jokes

Check out this funny car joke from Darren “Whackhead” Simpson a south african radio presenter. He calls up a random car dealer and explains the difficulties he is experiencing since changing from a manual to an automatic car.


He thinks ‘D’ is for day mode and ‘N’ is for night mode. Because of this his car only works in the day time but doesn’t work at night.

He then goes onto saying ‘R’ is for race mode and when he went to race someone at the traffic lights the car unexpectedly reversed into the car behind rather than racing off!


Anyone experiencing the same problems as ‘Whackhead’ needs to consider taking an automatic driving test.